Actually, why is Emma Watson wearing any of this? It’s for a Women’s Wear Daily photoshoot. Possible answers I’ve come up with are:

The theme is Chiquita Banana

The stylist is blind but doesn’t want to tell anyone, like Woody Allen in that one Woody Allen movie, the really mediocre one, you know the one I’m talking about.

They are staging a new production of Moulin Rouge and Emma Watson is really going for that bordello-dancer part.

The new production of Moulin Rouge has a very limited costume budget.

Color blindess on everyone’s part.