Oh, the whipper snappers these days, with their engagements and their vodka eye drops, what will the kids think up next? Ahead of the trends heartthrob Justin Bieber is apparently making a statement in London with a glittery skull face mask.

Back in my day people only wore these if you were a dentist, or Michael Jackson and your face was falling off (too soon?), so I assume he’s hiding something under there. Herpes? Gingivitis? The beginning of a little mustache?

Either way I really hope this doesn’t catch on. Mostly because I’m already scared enough of teenagers, also I think it’s a little insensitive what with the Zombie/Cannibalism Apocalypse going on.

-Via The Frisky