Robert Pattinson

Who the flip is this? Seriously. Don’t think you need reading glasses or that there’s something wrong with your computer screen, because some of these celebrity wax figures are so bad, I had to make sure that I was labelling them right, otherwise I’d have no fucking clue who they were. Some are so hilariously wrong that clearly they were made on Take Your Kids To Work Day, while others are just a nose too big or an eyebrow too slanted, so they just look weird–or like the celebrity’s uglier sibling.

Let’s play a game: Here are 20 celebrity wax figures. See if you can guess which celebrities they are (don’t cheat and read the titles):

1. MadonnaMadonna Wax Figure

I know Madonna has a habit of being so heavily Photoshopped so that she doesn’t even look like herself, but this takes things to another level. And what the hell is up with those eyelashes?

2. Angelina JolieAngelina Jolie Wax Figure

They may have gotten the perfectly plump lips right, but that’s about the only facial feature I recognize to be Angelina Jolie‘s. This is a very pretty wax figure, but Angie it is not.

3. Justin BieberJustin Bieber wax figure

This doesn’t look like Justin Bieber now, and it doesn’t look like him before he became a total douche. That expression makes it look like he’s cooking up trouble, so I guess it’s not entirely inaccurate.

4. Lady GagaLadgy Gaga Wax Figure

Perhaps Lady Gaga couldn’t have been bothered to remove all her makeup, wigs and hats when they were taking her measurements for this wax figure, which is why it looks nothing like her. If she hadn’t already posed without makeup, I would have thought this is what she looks like under the dead pigeon hats and coats of makeup, but I know better.

5. Taylor SwiftTaylor Swift wax figure

Taylor Swift deserves better than this. The ghostly color of those arms and legs don’t match Taylor’s real skin tone, and they don’t even match this supposed lookalike’s face. No one has that color skin, unless they are a corpse.

6. Daniel Radcliffe

You may have thought you could fool us because Daniel Radcliffe spends most of Harry Potter wearing wire-framed glasses, but even a Muggle would know Daniel doesn’t look like this. You might as well just put a lightening bolt on his forehead and tell us it’s accurate. Psssh.

7.  Halle BerryHalle Berry Wax Figure

This is a very pretty woman, but Halle Berry it is not.

8. Justin TimberlakeJustin Timberlake wax work

If Justin Timberlake had a baby with Kris Humphries this is what it would look like. It could happen someday.

9. Heidi KlumHeidi Klum Wax Figure

This is Heidi Klum posing with what is supposed to be her wax double–you don’t think she stood next to the wrong figure, do you?

10. Zac EfronZac Efron wax work

Zac Efron‘s High School Music Days weren’t that long ago, so we know this is not what he looked like then. There’s something about that smile (and outfit) that make me think present day Clint Eastwood. How complimentary.

Click on the next page to see what Miley Cyrus and Leonardo DiCaprio‘s wax “doubles” look like–and who the wax figure in the main image is supposed to be.


11. Miley Cyrus

Seriously?! Someone had to have put the wrong sign on this. I would have believed you if you told me this was Charo.  C’mon, this “Miley Cyrus” isn’t even the same race as the real one.

12. Daniel CraigDaniel Craig Wax Figure

If it wasn’t for the piercing blue eyes, I never would have said this was Daniel Craig. His head goes up when it should go out. Maybe this is his 3rd cousin?

13. Leonardo DiCaprioLeonardo Dicaprio Wax Figure

I cannot look at this TERRIFYING version of Leonardo DiCaprio. He is possessed and coming to get us. Run!

14. Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Jail Wax Figure

This would have been a hilarious joke, dressing up a celebrity who’s going to jail in their prison garb, the only problem is that no one would ever know that it’s Lindsay Lohan. 

15. Jennifer LopezJennifer Lopez

Not even “Jenny From The Block” would have hair this bad. And last time I checked Jennifer Lopez did not have a Frankenstein-sized forehead.

16. Beyoncé

Beyonce Wax Figure

If this was the Beyoncé Barbie, I would have said this was a pretty good job, however this is supposed  to be her wax doppelgänger, with accurate body parts, and this doesn’t even have eye sockets.

17. Britney Spears

Good job for the life-like looking waxwork. Now can you please tell me whether it is Britney Spears or Blossom?

18. Miley CyrusMiley Cyrus

Here’s another Miley. She may look a lot different now, but even back in her more covered Hannah Montana days, she did not look like that.

19. Rihanna

Rihanna Wax Figure

That is Rihanna celebrating Oktoberfest. The fact that she is not German and this isn’t someone more obvious like Heidi Klum, is the least of their problems.

20. Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

Yes, that was Robert Pattinson in the main image. How could you not have guessed that? He always has a goatee, that’s the dead give-away!

(Photos: WENN)