Sure, there were plenty of good looks at the People’s Choice Awards tonight, but no compilation would be complete without the worst of the worst from the red carpet, right? While providing commentary on the various styles celebrities wore, Tim Gunn predicted, “We’re gonna see a lot of… sparkles.” And he was. He was so, so right. Is this what the Mayans had in mind?
If you know what’s going on here with Rocsi Diaz‘s outfit, you will let me know. I will not sleep until I understand, and I am not going to solve this riddle of a dress without help.
Rumer Willis went as the itchiest candy cane on the carpet for the evening.
The top of Kristen Kreuk‘s dress appears to have deflated, while the skirt is made out of 80s prom dress material. Sad, because it’s such a pretty color.
Viviana Vigil is either wearing the most comfortable chain mail in the world or has stolen the scales from a tuna fish. Poor tuna.
Dress like an adult, Robert Downey Jr.; also, lilac tinted glasses are always weird except in old photos of John Lennon. Are you John Lennon, Robert? Nay, I say, and therefore you must remove those silly little lenses.
Chloe Grace Moretz‘s stylist apparently took inspiration from a tennis ball.
I wanted to love Morena Baccarin‘s white pant and tube top combo, I genuinely did. Wearing all white and pants to an awards show? Potentially awesome. Unfortunately, the bodice fit so awkwardly — not to mention its weird texture — the entire outfit fell short.
Is it just me, or does Molly C. Quinn look eerily like Christina Applegate here? All awesome dopplegangers aside, this dress is both boring and too busy. And that necklace somehow ruins the look far more than any accessory should be capable of.
What are you wearing, Jennifer? This isn’t funny, dammit.
I like the Sugar Plum Fairy-esque cap sleeves on Monica Potter‘s short gown, but the material looks entirely too much like it belongs in a wedding on the flower girl.
Heidi, you need to stop with the cutouts. You’re better than that. C’mon now.
I feel like the top and bottom of this Erinn Hayes‘ look belong to two different dresses. Two terrible dresses.
Leave it to Paris Hilton to simultaneously ruin numerous trends and burn our corneas.