I’m glad that people aren’t paying $1,500 just for completely plain Mary Janes, but I’m sort of amazed that attaching a fake leg boot that will not match that color of your real leg is worth $1,500. Because, really. It will not match the color of your actual leg. People will think you have a fake leg, and not in a cool “I’m a pirate!” sort of way. In a way that means you paid $1,500 for a fake, oddly colored leg.

In conclusion, shoes like these are essentially the reason Communism became popular. Also, I think Prada is continuing to fuck with us.Racked