I’d like to point out that this Balmain tank top is held together with safety pins. Without the safety pins it would just be two pieces of fabric flopping around. And it looks as though it is burned with cigarettes. Now, I understand that this would be useful if you’re always using your belly to extinguish cigarettes, and you want to get a jump on things. But if you’re not trapped in a movie starring either Paz de la Huerta or Jigsaw, then I don’t really see this as something most people do.

In conclusion, I think this tank-top is dumb.

In spite of that, it sold out on Net-a-Porter within minutes. Why?