Like this pair, by Kobi Levi?

Come on, of course you would. Look at the cute white scalloped embellishment! Look at how they turned her ponytail into a heel! Olive Oyl would have found these charming. Popeye would have found them irresistible.

For that matter, is anyone going as Olive Oyl for Halloween this year? She had sex appeal! It’s also a relatively easy costume if you’ve got a red sweater and black skirt. You will totally get kidnapped by Bluto, but in a fun, non-aggressive kind of a way. Especially if you wear these shoes.