I kind of wish I was making this up, but I’m not. Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney are selling their old clothes on eBay, as sort of a nauseating, rich person yard sale, so that you — yes, you! — can buy them.

The sale is on for the next four days, and it’s very creatively called “Kardashian’s Closet.” I have to admit, against my better judgment, that there are actually a lot of clothes on there that I’d wear. There are also a lot of clothes that I recognize from when Kim Kardashian wore them, though, and that makes me very uncomfortable insofar as re-wearing them myself. I just can’t imagine what they’d smell like, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know.

How about you: Would you wear the Kardashian’s kast-offs?