Snooki is writing a book. A second book. …I’m sorry but it’s just more efficient if I let my id take control of this post:

WASTE OF SKIN NICOLE “SNOOKI” POLIZZI (OF JERSEY SHORE INFAMY) IS WORKING ON A SECOND BOOK AFTER THE SUCCESS OF HER THINLY-VEILED MEMOIR A SHORE THING WHICH I DIDN’T READ BUT I THINK WAS ABOUT MAKING BAD DECISIONS AND GETTING SAND IN HER VAGINA OR SOMETHING. ANYWAY, SHE’S NOW WRITING A BOOK ON STYLE. YES, SNOOKI, THE FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE TANG-COLORED MUPPET OF THE JERSEY SHORE WILL IN ALL LIKELIHOOD BE A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR… TWICE. LET’S ALL HAVE A STIFF DRINK IN HONOR OF THE BOOK’S GHOSTWRITER, THAT BRAVE SOUL. MOREOVER, THE BOOK IS A STYLE GUIDE. IN OTHER WORDS: A GUIDE TO STYLE. SNOOKI IS WRITING A BOOK ABOUT STYLE. SNOOKI IS FAMOUS FOR VACUUM SEALING HER BODY IN PINK LEOPARD PRINT AND MUKLUKS. WHEN WILL THE NIGHTMARE END?

More reasonable people explain:

The Snookster was asked on Twitter about when she was planning on putting more words on paper. She responded, “In November! Stay tuned babes.”