That up there is, allegedly, Zooey Deschanel on the April cover of InStyle. As you can see, she doesn’t much resemble Zooey Deschanel. Maybe some kind of Courtney Cox/Jessica Biel/Zooey Deschanel hybrid, but not really any one of them.
At least one blogger has posited that Deschanel’s strikingly unfamiliar appearance here may have something to do with those plastic surgery rumors, but we’d guess this is plain old excessive retouching. And Deschanel, as we know, is no stranger to shitty retouching–her Rimmel campaign is one of the more egregious uses of Photoshop we’ve ever seen (and we’re aware of that Eva Longoria Amica cover).
Also, didn’t Deschanel technically go from It Girl to New Girl?