There are just 17 days before she’s gotta play evil step mom to gorgeous troublesome teen Ana Solis during the season premiere of “Desperate Housewives.”

Yes, Eva Longoria Parker might have a little bit more than two weeks before she’s going to have to use all of the knowledge Gaby learned in her younger, more wanton days to corral Carlos’ niece.

But before that, she’s gotta take some time to eat at her very own restaurant, Beso, and look like the hottest woman alive doing it. So short. So tiny. So stylish. So shiny. And the shooooooes!!



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