People try lots of things to help perk you up when you’re feeling down. Mostly, probably, because no one wants to be around a Debbie Downer all the time, so they’re all, “hey, get your shit together, you’re kind of a bummer to hang out with right now.”

But there are a few things that will really, truly, honestly never work to make a person feel better. Like these things.[ITPGallery]