Victoria Beckhams Christmas treeIt’s late enough that if you’re going to decorate for the holidays, you should really get a move on if you are not already set. But you can’t just put up a mini tree and call it a day, because your Christmas decorations say a lot about you.

In the interest of a deep, insightful critique of our readers’ characters, we’ve analyzed some decorating patterns to come up with this wholly scientific and accurate assessment of what your Christmas decorations say about you.