Purses at Coach Spring 2014 preview in New York City.

Late last week, Julia and I went to the Coach preview here in New York. For reasons beyond my comprehension of technology, my camera hasn’t been able to upload these photos to this laptop — until today! Hurrah!

So, what did we see? Well, a rather incredible number of pretty things, actually! Many of which we want. Very, very much. There was plenty of menswear, purses, shoes, jackets, gorgeous fabrics, even iPhone cases. Check out some of our absolute favorites!

First, let’s take a look at some adorable shoes that involve lobsters, straps and stripes.

The shoes were cute, fun and perfect for spring.

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Now, check out these perfect striped umbrellas (and matching bags).

Amazing accessories ahoy.

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Side note: Does anybody else with OCD think this is an unreasonably pleasant sight to behold? It makes me want to organize everything in my apartment by color onto one giant table. [/neuroticism]

We loved all the thick stripes and strong-yet-subdued color blocking Coach incorporated into their designs, especially for the purses.

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Menswear!

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Guh, if I saw a dude in this outfit, I would likely do some serious blushing. Despite probably lacking a lot of style myself, I admittedly love when men are dressed all snazzily. I know, I’m an awful hypocrite.

But if I wasn’t a hypocrite, I’d probably dress more like this…

How cute are these?

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(Julia, avoiding my gaze.)

More pretty purses.

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And some random baseball stuff.

And your tour guides on this journey…

Sam is awkward at Coach

I know, I am incapable of making a normal face.

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Photos: The Gloss