No, I am not making this up. Nor is this picture a fake.

Ian Stafford, the former mayor of Preesall, Lancashire, England, is currently serving time for breaking and entering and theft. Stafford, who worked as a gardener for some time and had keys to many homes in his town, was caught on a closed-circuit camera breaking into homes, stealing women’s underwear, and using it to get his rocks off. Stafford and his attorney recently filed and won an appeal to get his sentence shortened from two years to one. You hear that ladies? This guy will be back on the market in practically no time.