cover21_mdHere’s Farrah Abraham on the cover of Girls and Corpses which basically means she has made the big time because you know who else has been on the cover of Girls and Corpses? My BFF Courtney Stodden. Girls and Corpses is basically like Vogue except with more tits and less fashion and more corpses. Also, bands like G.W.A.R who have never ever been in Vogue, from what I know. The Farrah issue ships December 1 and you can preorder it now, but in case it sells out there are many other items you can purchase from Girls and Corpses.

The Spring Issue featuring Courtney Stodden!


OR a signed copy for 24.95!

Girls and Corpses Maggot Soap! 

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Molded from the secret garden of adult star Charlotte Stokely, this 100% glycerine soap will make every shower special. The lame part is it is unscented. SAD FACE.

The Days Of Death Mask! 


There are only five of these made so you better hurry up!

Pussy Magnets 

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So you can hang up your covers of Girls and Corpses on your ‘fridge.

Severed Nipple Keychain

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I have no idea why but this severed nipple key chain looks vaguely like Charlie Brown to me.

What I wanna know more than anything is how someone makes the cover of Girls and Corpses because my smoking hot coworker Julia may or may not be extremely interested in being their next cover girl. In case they are looking for a model, they need to contact me right away so I can make all of her dreams come true.

(Images: Girls and Corpses)