Apparently Moscow’s Fashion Week is the gift that keeps on giving. So, dilemma: the fancy Gala you must attend takes place at 8:00 PM sharp, but so does the Michael Jackson Memorial Halloween Masquerade. The Gala is important–and the surviving cast of Dynasty will be inspecting your floor-sweeping brocade skirt for maximum sparkle–but you’ve just spent the last two weeks learning every step to “Thriller” and time is money. What to do? Russian designer Valentin Yudashkin is here to help.

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