Hollow-2With Halloween fast approaching you may be considering what sort of pumpkin you would like to adorn your front stoop, and by front stoop I mean fire escape and/or on top of your toilet. There ware so many ways to carve a pumpkin, but why go for the traditional, boring, triangle eyes and jagged mouth when you can basically make a super couture one and show all of your neighbors that you are way, way better than they are? Without further ado, I bring you the 10 most obnoxious, fashion-y, couture-obsessed jack O’Lanterns ever.

Anna Wintour Pumpkin  

From http://www.fashionfoiegras.com/2011/10/anna-wintour-carved-as-pumpkin.html

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I am not sure Anna even knows what the hell a pumpkin is. if you showed her one she would be all “Why are you showing me this amazingly obese carrot?”

Chanel Pumpkin 


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YSL, Gucci, And Nori Pumpkins  


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Awww, baby North West has her own pumpkin all ready, but then again, so do…

Yeezy Pumpkin 

KanyeWestAnd you can even get your own template to carve Kanye here.

Kim Kardashian Pumpkin 

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Not a carving, per se, but I needed to include this because my eyes may be bleeding.

Gucci And Vuitton Pumpkins 

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Cultural Appropriation Pumpkin

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Oh look this pumpkin is not TWERKING.

 Karl Lagerfeld Pumpkin


I also really doubt Uncle karl has ANY idea what a pumpkin is. You would hand him one and he would say something asshole-y like “Did Adele dye her hair back to orange?”

RuPaul Pumpkin

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This is fabulous.

Another Louis Vuitton Pumpkin

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No carving required!

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