According to sources, Johnny Depp and his lovely partner of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis are throwing in the towel on their relationship. This might be the most disappointing news of the year. Last year we watched in sadness as Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon said adieu and now this. It’s as though love has no place in this world anymore. Damn you, world.

Apparently, Depp has been “quietly” consulting lawyers on how to get out of the relationship. Although the two never officially tied the knot, they do have two children together so it’s not as if they can simply part ways without a bit of drama.

Well, Johnny, if you want to split with Paradis, here are some other leading ladies with whom you might find everlasting love. Perhaps