I don’t have kids, but in the very, very distant future, I’ll probably have some. Is it wrong of me to want the best for them? To spoil them?

I want my daughter’s Karl Lagerfeld teddybear to keep her warm during the winter. I want her to accessorize her Armani Barbie and give her a new hairdo with safety scissors.

If only I had $1,500 to splurge on a teddybear. A girl can dream, right?