We’re all about the holidays lately. If there’s an excuse to celebrate, we’re all for it. With that in mind, we want to make you aware of the fact that today is Cow Appreciation Day. Please note that cow tipping is discouraged in observation of this fantastic celebration. Here are some jokes to tell at your cow appreciation party:

Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!

Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.

Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cow.
What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
Ground beef.