When Kermit said, “It ain’t easy being green,” he forgot to mention that it ain’t cheap, either. At least not lately, when it seems the only way to save the environment also happens to be the best way to break the bank. But everyone knows that in order to be green you gotta spend some green. I mean, you can’t possibly impress people with how environmentally responsible you are without shelling out some major cash. Plus, someone has to pay for the construction of new factories for all this good, sustainable…stuff. Here are a few of my favorite eco-investments that probably do more harm than good.