Remember how childhood had all those great aspects like cartoons and candy and toys and tree-climbing? …What if you took all those things and replaced them with plummeting self-worth, $16 mixed drinks, shitty music and bathroom stall overdoses? Well, that place of perfect dreams is located in Chelyabinsk, Russia and it’s called Underground Garage. Is this totally disturbing? Or it just the sleazy lighting and groping? UNDECIDED.

Moreover, I am about 50/50 on whether this is real.

Please don’t be real.

Even more photos here, via here.