Well, we’ve been in business a year, and you forgot our birthday. That’s cool. That’s cool. We love Molly Ringwald, really counting on Jake Ryan showing up with a cake at this point. Here’s a small sampling of some of our favorite pieces from the past year:

Pretty Much Everything By Allie Brosh

Necklaces, Coats and Other Things Lindsay Lohan May Have Stolen

16 Things A Man Could Say To Make Us Love Him Instantly

The Heart Monitor: The 12 Phases of Relationship Lies

When Did Elegant Women Become Villains

Do You Wear Clothes When You Have Sex? and Breaking Up Is Rad To Do

Why Alexa Chung Bothers Me

The Seven Worst Wedding Songs Ever

You Don’t Need Facebook To Raise Awareness About Breast Cancer

Bullish: What I Learned About Success In Korean Charm School