- Q: Why don’t you have kids?
Answer 1: I don’t know how to.
Answer 2: We’re not planning for any.
- Q: Have you had a nose job?
Answer 1: I’ll give you my doctor’s number. He has great rates for face lifts.
Answer 2: No, but didn’t I get lucky with this one?
- Q: When are you due?
Answer 1: I’m not. But thanks for assuming I’m having sex.
Answer 2: Not for a while.
- Q: How much money do you make?
Answer 1: Why? Do you need a loan?
Answer 2: Is this going to decide who pays for dinner tonight?
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