Last week, we brought you an Illustrated Guide explaining how to seduce a wealthy man. Here’s what we said:

We’ve devoted a couple Illustrated Guides to the overwhelmingly stupid idea of spending $2000+ on a handbag just for the logo. But don’t worry, ladies, we just haven’t gotten to the convenient loophole: if you can convince someone else to spend $2000 on a handbag and give it to you, you are actually a genius. The only trick is you have to fuck ’em first.

Wealthy dudes are everywhere right now: doing BDSM stuff and making spreadsheets. The field is wide open. This week’s Guide explains how to land one.

Now, we’re going to teach you how to seal the deal and “marry his credulous ass.” Let’s go!