Last week, we brought you an Illustrated Guide explaining how to seduce a wealthy man. Here’s what we said:
We’ve devoted a couple Illustrated Guides to the overwhelmingly stupid idea of spending $2000+ on a handbag just for the logo. But don’t worry, ladies, we just haven’t gotten to the convenient loophole: if you can convince someone else to spend $2000 on a handbag and give it to you, you are actually a genius. The only trick is you have to fuck ’em first.
Now, we’re going to teach you how to seal the deal and “marry his credulous ass.” Let’s go!