In case you live under a rock and have just discovered the Internet, everyone and their grandma is looking for Halloween costume ideas online. Even this cat and dog know Halloween is just around the corner. Here at The Gloss, we’ve got the good stuff. From last-minute costume ideas to making un-sexy things sexy, check out our round-up of Halloween stories:

Mmm … ketchup-flavored potato chips… from Canada, and other international Halloween treats.

Try some of these costumes for lazy people because Halloween is basically almost tomorrow.

Looking for vintage Halloween costumes? Try eBay for your handmade vintage E.T. onesie.

Your puppy can dress up as Winnie the Pooh!

When sexy Halloween costumes go too far.

Snooki’s being a pickle for Halloween.

Why a Freddy Krueger Halloween costume shouldn’t be sexy.

But then again, why a bed bug costume should absolutely be sexy.

Mother-daughter Halloween costume ideas that aren’t Dina and Ali Lohan.

We’ve been giving you tons of ideas of what you should be for Halloween, here are costume ideas to avoid.

Be The Joker and lazy on Halloween at the same time.

This Halloween-themed vodka recipe is frightfully delicious.

Sesame Street costumes gone sexy.

E-bay has all the materials for your Katy Perry “California Girls” costume … unfortunately.

Victoria’s Secret is selling “Halloween costumes.”

Get the 1960s Twiggy look for your swingers costume.

How to be Marilyn Monroe for Halloween and actually look good.