Apparently we ladies are supposed to be very turned on by the idea of brawny men and cupcakes appearing in our lives together, at the same time. That is why this business, called Man Candy and Cupcakes, has as its promotional photo four men holding baked goods over their junk.

As for me, I do not find anything seductive about cuteness and penises being comingled. I feel like penises should be a little more grown-up than that — like I wouldn’t want to see one with a Hello Kitty sticker on one for the same reason.

But maybe I’m alone; maybe this is a turn-on for some of you. How do you feel?

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