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Ready for your wildest fairly typical sexual dreams to come true — in perfectly crisp vision? This week on News For Bitches, bow down to Mikala Bierma as she takes you all on a Monday mid-day ride through this week’s biggest, or at least funniest, stories.

Questions that will be answered by your all-knowing host:

  • Why will the new Justin Timberlake album likely raise birth rates?
  • What’s the real problem we need Lululemon to start fixing for us?
  • Which disease has Downton Abbey‘s Dan Stevens caught — one that he shares with Hugh Jackman, Tom Hanks and Christian Bale?
  • Who is Instagramming her bloody face?

All this information and more can be found in this episode of News For Bitches. Don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel so you won’t miss a single episode of your favorite Gloss shows!

Dan Stevens – Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com
Yoga – Shutterstock
Seafood – via Amazon
Justin Timberlake – Brian To/WENN.com
Kim Kardashian – via Instagram 

Chia Seeds – via Amazon
Flax Seeds – via Amazon
Cyprus – via Google Maps
Joe Jonas – Brian To/WENN.com
Nick Jonas – Joseph Marzullo/WENN.com