Kate Upton is just 20 years old, and yet she’s done all kinds of things with her life already. She’s graced the cover of Sports Illustrated, appeared in Corine Roitfield’s fashion magazine, and even done the Dougie for photographer Terry Richardson.
Now, she’s going around telling people that she thinks she’d really like to be a Bond Girl. (Well, so would we, Kate Upton — so would fucking we.) Upton told the New York Post that, “It’s a very prestigious title, and it would be a very cool role…I would need to go through some intense training to learn all the Bond Girl moves.”
So, here’s what we’re wondering — what do you think about an Upton Bond Girl?
Cause I’ll tell you what I think (you’re welcome). I think that Upton… and I’m an Upton fan… would make kind of a silly Bond Girl. You know what I mean? She’s a goofball, her original claim to fame is this video, and she always just looks like she’s drinking water and about to choke on it from laughter. That’s not some Bond shit. Sorry.
And it’s not that I don’t like Kate Upton — actually, I’m a fan. I just am not sure that she has the gravitas to pull off Bond. What do you think?
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