If there’s one thing we’ve learned about blogging, it’s that whenever a famous person dies, it’s critical to immediately publish a post about how that person sucked. This shows you are fresh, relevant and original. Unfortunately, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff only know so much about North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il: namely, there are all sorts of insane facts about him, he was a dictator… and… the last part of his name is not pronounced “two.” Here, they fumble for relevance. Also, Christopher Hitchens!