If you’re Jermaine Jackson, the answer to that question is “Louis Vuitton.” The erstwhile Jackson brother recently told a California court that he was broke and got his child support payments reduced from $3,000 a month to $215. The probblem? Shortly afteward, Jackson filed a police report when his Louis Vuitton bag, which contained about $125,000 worth of products including designer watches, was stolen. Oh, and did I mention that the kids he’s not paying child support for are named Jaafar and Jermajesty? Yeah, this guy is a real winner.