Remember MASH, everyone’s favorite elementary school fortune telling game? We used to spend hours letting a magic spiral decide if we were having six kids with Titanic-era Leonardo Dicaprio or dying unemployed in a shack with the ugly Backstreet Boy. We’ve revamped the playground classic for New Year’s 2014. Grab a friend and a pen, and find your perfect NYE outfit, lipstick, party anthem, and celebrity date.
Will it be partying in Rihanna‘s jort thong with Adam Levine? Or curling up on the couch in some Scandal–esque wine pajamas? Only MASH knows.
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