Are you ready for Thanksgiving? Also, has anyone ever thrown a bag of popcorn at someone else over a lighthearted disagreement about Obama at your house? No? Huh. Me neither!

But if you have had some sort of feud at your home – over Thanksgiving or otherwise, but especially over Thanksgiving – we want you to tell us about it in 600-800 words. We try to err on the side of humorous, but if you want to err on the side of “absolutely horrifying”, hell, we’ll take that, too. So! Next week, tell us about your family feud. The best story will receive a terrifying box filled with turkey bones and cranberry sauce, or whatever else seems appropriate.

As always, submit your stories to Jennifer[at] (or Ashley[at] if you like her better).