There are two kinds of people [who have Twitter accounts] in this world: those who enjoy live-tweeting Big Events like the Oscars and the Superbowl, and those who do not. Here, a breakdown of the major parties and their platforms.

The Fer-Its

The Agin’-Its

The Straddlers

Please make your choice and defend it with your life in the comments.

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