Stephenie Meyer is fed up with Twilight. –ET Online

Which colleges read the most? I don’t know, it’s college and Sparknotes exists.  –Flavorwire

Wait, men still pay for dates? Why have I been splitting this whole time? –Nerve

Football players are too slow to condemn rape.  –Double X

Apparently, superhereos are just for boys. –BUST

A little marriage advice.  –YourTango

A drastic haircut means drastic life changes. –Ladyish

Don’t overpay for your organic goods. –The Stir

11 years in Guantanamo without being charged with a crime. –The Hairpin

Here’s a letter telling you that I didn’t ask for those dick pics. –The Frisky