You love your dog, and you love your partner. Easy, right? Not when one of them is determined to destroy the other. – YourTango

Need some tips on who not to date? You should probably avoid these men who do things like store weed in their kid’s diaper or say Martians made them go to a strip club. – TruTV

Ever wondered what a guy is thinking when he proposes to a woman? Now you know. But don’t say we didn’t warn you. – Esquire

You know how every group of friends has that one person who hands out condoms and lectures you about your sex habits? There’s a name for that, and it’s “safer sex scold.” – Em & Lo

A man is suing Sam’s Club because his wife slipped on a wet floor and fell. The reason he’s suing? Her injuries left her unable to “consort” with her husband. – Consumerist