A guy in Brooklyn reported his missing pants to the police, and here is an entire article about it. – New York Times

Adults with internet connections are more likely to be in committed relationships. That’s probably because they spend more time on JDate. – Village Voice

Model and jewelry designer Molly Sims has volunteered to give Britney Spears a makeover. Maybe her first order of business can be forcing Brit to get rid of those horrible extensions? – People StyleWatch

A new birth order study says that oldest kids are the smartest. I’d go into more detail, but my older brother says I should shut up and stop being such a poopyhead. – Lemondrop

What did Audrina Patridge spend her Hills paychecks on? Among other things, a $5,000 Chanel surfboard. – The Frisky

Should you date someone you’re not attracted to, or are looks a dealbreaker, ladies? – YourTango