What do you do if your neighbors keep having really loud sex? The correct reaction is not “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.” – Marie Claire

The New York Times says it’s cool to have small boobs, so obviously it must be true. – New York Times

Are Jersey Shore‘s Ronnie and Sammi the most dysfunctional couple on TV? Short answer: yes. – Wall Street Journal

How do you know when you’re in love? Like pornography, you know it when you see it. – Esquire

If you get stalked on Facebook, you are basically shit out of luck. – Jezebel

Celebrity sex scandals can teach you important lessons. Like “don’t cheat!” And “don’t make a sex tape!” Wow, thank goodness for famous people. – Fox News