Model Candice Swanepoel attends the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion after party at TAO Downtown on November 13, 2013 in New York City.

Model Candice Swanepoel attends the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion after party at TAO Downtown on November 13, 2013 in New York City.

Last night saw (the filming of) the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show–not to mention, the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pink carpet.

Yes, dozens upon dozens of the world’s top models gathered to vogue before the show–from your warhorse Angels like Doutzen Kroes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Candice Swanepoel to newer-mint lingerie models from the world of high fashion like Karlie Kloss, Kasia Struss, Sigrid Agren and more… and they all competed to be the most naked.

Here’s what they wore (or didn’t).

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Sigrid Agren.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Not a dress, Cindy Bruna.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

A foxy but naked Jasmine Tookes.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Lindsay Ellingson, in the carpet’s most futuristic look.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Ming Xi.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Erin Heatherton follows the “tiny dress, different colored shoes” formula.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Caroline Brasch Nielsen wore the most clothes.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - After Party ArrivalsWhat in God’s name… Alessandra Ambrosio?

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Magdalena Frackowiak, all one color.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Adriana Lima, in the act of colorblocking.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Izabel Goulart, with a cutout wherever they’ll go.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Behati Prinsloo in pink.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Not a dress, Candice Swanepoel!

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

The always-radiant Kroes in a strange jacket.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Hilary Rhoda also wore a striking amount of fabric.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Jacquelyn Jablonski.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

That’s completely see-through, Jessica Hart!

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Normally, this would be the kind of dress that only Karlie Kloss could pull off but… alas, we don’t think that’s quite the case.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Kasia Struss.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Lily Aldridge also opting for see-through.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Lily Donaldson opting for… we don’t know what exactly.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion After Party - Pink Carpet Arrivals

Toni Garrn.

2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Pink Carpet Arrivals

And Taylor Swift, who also wore this.

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