Well, it was only a matter of time. Prince Harry stripped off his clothes in Vegas over the weekend and was photographed doing so (AND LOOKING DAMN GOOD), and now, American publications are clamoring to do get him to do it again.
Not only that, but we’re doing it knowing full well that the Prince will never in a million years take us up on it. Playgirl is ready to offer Harry $1 million for the chance to photograph his junk, but they tell E! that it’s obviously a pie-in-the-sky dream.
“There’s no way in the world that he would ever consider this,” said Playgirl publisher Vincent Stevens tells us exclusively, ” but you’re talking about numbers in the six figures right off the bat.”
Ooh. Six figures. To a motherfucking PRINCE. No chance. Have we no shame, fellow Americans? Has it come to this?
Although seriously, I’d buy a copy. Just saying.