It’s not just the Swedish who are having an outbreak of chlamydia. The STD has infected the animal kingdom as well. A dozen penguins at the San Francisco Zoo died from chlamydia (which they apparently got from an infected bird, totes not from sex, you guys!), and now many koalas are dying of the disease as well. All of this leads to only one question: which animal is sluttier?

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