Look, I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I’m voting for Romney. I’m just not going to do it. So in that spirit, I’ll keep posting pro-Obama videos and being an active contributor to the liberal media, and also, making myself laugh. Because that’s what blogging is all about!

Anyway, in the following Funny or Die video, Selma Blair portrays the one woman who’s voting for Mitt Romney. She’s anti-abortion, anti-Middle East (just in general), and also anti-sex. “Shmex should just be used for when you need to be shot full of kids,” she says, while riding atop a man one assumes is her husband.

Blair has never been our favorite actress, but she’s actually pretty funny in this. She looks the part of the conservative woman big time, what with the pearls and the perfectly ironed hair and the tactfully bloused shoulders on her high-neck top. She also gardens and does chores and sips tea, which is kind of exactly how we imagine Ann Romney goes about daily life. It’s also — let’s be real — kind of a fair point that voting for Romney is voting against women’s rights. In my totally unbiased opinion.

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