“I could find David Beckham naked in a cardboard box on my doorstep and I would drop him off at the pound.” – Olivia Wilde, explaining that she only has feelings for Jason Sudekis.

“I am going to live to be 100, and I am going to show my thighs every day till I die.” – Lena Dunham, on wearing short shorts.

“I’m not even sure that my dick’s bigger.” – Kid Rock, on his penis as compared to Sean Penn’s.