“Every time Jen comes on the show, there’s always something where her nipples are very, very pronounced. Not today. I can’t see them today, but, oh actually, I can see one.” – Chelsea Handler, on why her team loves J. An

“Stop with the story, get to the juicy part!” – Oprah (!!), on “Fifty Shades of Grey”

“…prostitution should become legal, so that we have healthy prostitutes and surrogates, and so that they can get medical care and so forth.” – Dr. Ruth, on the intersection of sex and commerce