“My boss would really like you.” — Christina Aguilera’s bodyguard to a woman at an L.A. gay bar, reportedly trying to wingman for Christina during her now-defunct open marriage to husband Jordan Bratman

“I’m going as Don Draper from TV’s ‘Mad Men’…I love Jon Hamm and I love his performance and I got this suit, I’ve got a silver tie and a white shirt and I’m gonna grease my hair back.” — Jane Lynch, on her Halloween costume

“We’ll do a sex tape! Give them what they want!” — Russell Brand on whether or not he and Katy Perry will make a movie together