We don’t usually pass press releases onto you (because “please, send me some more press releases” is a sentence that will never be uttered, ever, by anyone) especially ones with random, unnecessary ellipsis, but check out this guy’s last name:

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M**** Goon

Assistant Account Executive
In conclusion, if your last name is Goon you doubtless feel 1) a special connection to the move Goonies and 2) a great need to become a publicist for some bigfoot promotion. I bet his mother planned this far in advance.