This week, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff are discussing Halloween (obviously): namely, how old is too old to celebrate? When does observing the occasion become tedious? Should you dress as something obscure? Are all seasonal candies gross? And why do they call them “fun size” if they’re fucking smaller than the normal sized ones?! THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

[Pictures via I Hate My Parents except lobster baby]