A Baby Mama is the basic rank of the gentry and may be considered minor nobility.
A Debbie Downer is a title generally given to unmarried daughters who stand to inherit under the law.
Both a Dragon Lady and a Cat Lady outrank the Baby Mama; they are arranged according to the order of their birth.
A Stage Mother Outranks a Dragon Lady and typically acts as attendant to a Suzy Homemaker.
A Girl Next Door has no claim to hereditary title; her rank is purely honorary and may or may not come attached with a fiefdom disposed by her local Feminazi for services rendered to the state.
The wife of a Nascar Dad outranks a Feminazi and may precede her in ceremony if there are no MILFs or Den Mothers in attendance.
A Fag Hag outranks a simple Hag.
A Final Girl ranks above a Mary Sue but below a Blonde Bombshell.
A Black American Princess outranks a Jewish American Princess, according to alphabetical precedence, and may enter a dining room first during any official function. A Welfare Queen, of course, outranks them all.
In the absence of a Welfare Queen, a Hooker With a Heart of Gold may rule in her stead.
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