Some of you are worried. Some of you, less so:
An accountant named Clifford but everyone calls him Fiscal Cliff and also he’s a big red dog but that’s unrelated to his nickname.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) November 16, 2012
CNN anchor helpfully notes that the fiscal cliff is only a “figurative” cliff.
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) November 17, 2012
I thought Fiscal Cliff was a superhero created by Republicans… DISAPPOINTED! #FishCalledWandaLookItUp
— Kelly Anelons (@kellyanelons) November 17, 2012
Rather certain the bipartisan effort of the U.S. congress to avoid the ‘fiscal cliff’ is yet another sign of the coming Apocalypse, guys.
— (SS) (@SuburbanSleuth) November 17, 2012
Fiscal Cliff Huxtable an advocate of low-cost sweaters
— Mike Isaac (@MikeIsaac) November 13, 2012
If we go over the fiscal Heathcliff we are going to fall precipitously from Wuthering Heights.#AgainIapologize
— Brian McDaniel (@iAmBMcD) November 14, 2012
One thing that’s cool about the fiscal cliff is we fall into a pit of abortions.
— Eddie Rawls (@rawls) November 12, 2012
“I just want you talking heads to know that you are making my life miserable.” – Clifford Fiscal
— Andrew Hunt (@ahuntre) November 12, 2012
Somewhere a guy named Clifford begins plotting the murder of that coworker who keeps calling him ‘Fiscal Cliff.’
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 15, 2012
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